Omegle chat conversations.

[Jacob Cool]

First topic message reminder :

What you do is go to www.omegle.com, chat with someone with added craziness of course, and post your funniest conversations here.

e.g.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im horny m 18
You: That's nice
You: I didn't know people could have horns
You: How's that working out for you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jacob Cool]

Stranger: hi

You: I DONT SHOVE BANANAS UP MY ASS!

Stranger: well, u should!

Your conversational partner has disconnected

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey!

You: Hey!

You: I shove several things up my butthole, like: Bananas, coconuts, etc.

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: bet you cant do a pineapple

You: I did.

Stranger: now that would be a party trick

You: =D

You: but it's sticky.

Stranger: hmm true...

You: after.

Stranger: but

Stranger: you do not eat the pineapple after

Stranger: so tis ok i presume

You: .....didnt i?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: good for yo

Stranger: cant say ive ever eaten assapple b4

You: i did

Stranger: nice?

You: I tried a watermelon too.

Stranger: owchhh

Stranger: good effort

You: yup

Stranger: wel

Stranger: nice talking to you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[[PMS] PivotMD3]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey :3

Stranger: 春哥纯爷们

You: Ahh another chink

You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi im 19 m bi and horny

You: Good for you
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: ki

Stranger: hi

Stranger: *

Stranger: asl?

You: Whuut?

Stranger: hi! asl?

You: What does asl mean?

You: does it mean Pretty boy <3 D:

Stranger: a = age s= sexual or female male l = land

Stranger: nei

You: Ummm your weird

You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: Jees the last guy asked me that

You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: hi

Stranger: asl if u dont mind??

You: Argghhhhhhhhh Why does every one ask me that!

You have disconnected.
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You: Hey

Stranger: Hey

You: Plzz dont ask me asl...
Stranger:Asl?
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: top 5 disney movies of all time?

You: Uhhhh

You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey

Stranger: asl

Stranger: ?

You:
You are disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: asl

You: ARGHHHHHHHH STOP ASKIN ME THAT!

You have disconnected.
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Now lets see what they feel like when they get a taste of their own Medicene :p
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey

Stranger: hey

You: ASL?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hehehe
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: i am warning you i dont like talking to humans

You: Im not HUMAN

Stranger: only ducks and sometimes horses

You: Im a dog

Stranger: we have a problem

You: Yep

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You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: Dont ask me ASL

You: I hate it

Stranger: ok..
Stranger:Asl?
You:Your a faggot
You are disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ...?

Stranger: asl?

You: Your sir are a noob!

You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




He wasnt very nice D:
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You: Hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how are you?

You: Ok thanks

You: ASL?

Stranger: m england

You: cool

Stranger: you?

You: F Chicago

Stranger: nice

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 16 you>?

You: 16

Stranger: nice

You: Im a Stripper

Stranger: ohh

You:

Stranger:

You: You wana go webcam?

Stranger: onbly if you want to

Stranger: only*

You: NO!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Mirman

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 20 m china do u wanna talk?

You: What?

You: Another Chink!

You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: Arghhhh!

You have disconnected.
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Ok i think i should stop now

[Civcity1]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: so u horrny

Stranger: very

Stranger: female, lesbian, you?

You: female

Stranger: you lesbian?

You: so u got a vid

You: and yes

Stranger: im only a young lesbian could you explain lesbian sex to me?

You: ok

You: what i do

You: is such the other persons tits

You: use a dildo sometimes

You: and lick there pusst

Stranger: tribbing?

Stranger: scissoring?

Stranger: any of that?

You: abit

You: not 2 much

Stranger: what about lactating.

You: yes

You: u there?

Stranger: sorry yes.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[|YBP| dragonlordsword]

HAHAHA these are great!!!

[Civcity1]

lol ye btw im a boy just so ya know

[Jacob Cool]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Are you Horny Girl ? wanna Cam ?

You: Yes im fucking horny how bout you sweety<33 ;*

Stranger: msn

You: Im a guy@hotmail.com

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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FUCKING RACIST ******* HERE!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 18 m usa before you ask lol.

You: I BROUGHT YOU A PIE

You: !!!

You: goddamit.

Stranger: what?

Stranger: I love pie

You: i hope you like

You: PIE FLAVOUR!

You: o:

Stranger: Possibly

You: good....

You: so eeeh.....

You: ahem

Stranger: sooo?

Stranger: lol.

You: i dunno

You: D:<

Stranger: Don't get so angry

You: what's your job

Stranger: I'm a student

Stranger: you?

You: i go to school still <_<

Stranger: How old are you? lol

Stranger: I'm 18

You: im 16

You: ^.^

Stranger: cool

Stranger: where from?

You: denmark <----------

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[|YBP| dragonlordsword]

hahaha you got pwned Jacob!

[|PP| Wipster179]

You: feel sorry for you
You:

You: are you tired all the time?
Stranger: hey, does vertical stick mean a penis?
Stranger: i heard it at one sing
You: wth?

You: thats random!

Stranger: what?
You: i dont know, probably#
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: sorry
You: no problem
You: im rofling

[Jacob Cool]

hahaha you got pwned Jacob!

No i pwned him.

[DeeCee]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hiahiahiaihaihiahiiahiaihiahiaihiahiaihiahi

You: HO!

Stranger: oh

You: HEHEHEHEHE


You: L!O!LO!!O!L!O!LO!L!O!LOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[[TSG] Power]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: aww
You: The banana doesn't fit my ass
You: D:
Stranger: god im super fucking bored, you got a webcam? lets have some fun, i wanna dance xD
Stranger: i got a webcam, but you're not like a kid are you?
Stranger: alright well im gonna try and invite you to my webcam session thing ok?
You: :O
You: Wtf
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Fail?


Stranger: hi what's up?
You: trying to put a carrot in my nose
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[[TSG] TheHenJohan]

Stranger:
I'm cooool

You: Ok

Stranger: yeah

You:
I love cool dudes

Stranger: yeah they
are the best!

Stranger: totally!

You:
why?

Stranger: They makes me laugh

Stranger:


You: say a joke then

Stranger:
well

Stranger: knock knock

You:
who's there?

Stranger: disco

You:
disco who?

Stranger: disconnect ;D

Stranger:
I'm just kidding

You: rofl

Stranger: hahaha

You:
your cool

Stranger: I know!!

Stranger:
well bye :D:D:D

You: <3

Stranger:
<3<3<3<3'


Just love that guy! :3 <3

[DeeCee]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where from?

You: ._.

You: not sayinnnnn

Stranger: k

You: lol

Stranger: male 23

Stranger: u?

You: male 12

You: HAHAHA

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

not good ennought???

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: are you there?

You: ???

You: ummm

You: this is weird

You: ???

You: finnaly

Stranger: why do police dogs lick their butts?

You: they have the polyccee smell!

Stranger: no...the gget the taste of black people out of their moouths

You: hahgahahahaha
You: racist


You: lol

Stranger: youre a terrible person for laughing at that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DeeCee]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are ya?

You: good

You: its a friday

Stranger: good

Stranger: thank goodnes

You: fridays are awsome

You: no schhol

Stranger: I totally agree

You: school

You: yah

Stranger: and no work

You: well

You: i got a whole lotta homewrk

Stranger: that sucks

You: yeh

Stranger: I don't go to school anymore so no homework for me... :-)

You: lol

You: cant w8

You: next year

Stranger: no doubt

Stranger: good for you!

You: i gtg to hight school

Stranger: in the US?

You: nope

You: cannada

You: lol

Stranger: I am in canada as well... west coast

You: kool

You: age?

Stranger: 20... you?

You: woah

You: 11

Stranger: and only one more year of school?

Stranger: riiiiight

You: no

You: i meant one year of ELEMENTRY school leaft

You: left*

You: and whats with this whole chat to strangers thing

You: like really

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DeeCee]

ok
i just left this chat cause i thought it was to funny

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: sup

You: age?

Stranger: age?

You: no

You: i mean

Stranger: no

Stranger: i mean

You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: thats it!

Stranger: thats it!

You: stop it!

Stranger: stop it!

You: ah

Stranger: im a hornii girl

You: wtf?

You: you have horns

Stranger: yep

You: i wonder where they grow

You: i never knew people could grow horns

You: hehehe

Stranger: wel if ur not interested im giong bbe

You: cya

You: horner girl

Stranger: bye have a nice

You: hehehe

Stranger: infact

Stranger: i like ones that are hard to get

Stranger: fuk me

You: ok

Stranger: describe what you would do if we were in bed now

You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!FAAIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: in detail

You: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.